Terms

The deal, in plain words.

Effective September 11, 2026

What you're buying

The audiobook is a one-time purchase, yours to stream here for good — re-open it from any device with the same email. Tending is a subscription at the price shown when you buy; cancel any time and keep access through the period you paid for. Lifetime means the lifetime of this service.

Refunds

If something went wrong with a charge, email contact@lifeisnotalist.com within 14 days and we'll make it right, up to a full refund.

The book is a book

The book, the audiobook, and the tree tool are reflection, not professional advice — financial, medical, legal, or otherwise. The recordings and words are copyrighted; personal listening only, no redistribution.

The honest limits

The service is provided as-is; to the extent the law allows, our total liability is capped at what you paid us in the twelve months before the claim. These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Missouri, USA. If they change in a way that matters, we'll say so here first.